She keeps lovers in her veins.

No matter what anyone says, no matter what you think, you are not safe.


Meanwhile, at the Commonwealth Games
(where, to no one’s surprise, the Queen continues to be awesome)


Nan had never had Pimms. This has been corrected. #Pimms

"Security’s gonna be tight and they only invited assholes."

(Source: zettais)

me: *sleepy all day*


The Man Who Laughs by Doug Mahnke & Patrick Zircher

(Source: memewhore)